Tuesday, April 20, 2010

How To Make A Jig Doll

barrrakuda @ 2010-04-20T12: 05:00

Anstatt: Ist mir doch scheißegal
Sagt man: Ich sehe keinen Grund zur Besorgnis


Anstatt: Was hab ich mit dem Scheiß zu tun??
Sagt man: Ich war nicht von Anfang an in diesem Projekt involviert
Anstatt: Das ist der Urscheiß!!
Sagt man: Erscheint interessant, oder?
Anstatt: Das mach ich certainly not, you idiot!
we say: There are technical reasons that make me perform that task impossible
Instead of: Bloody hell, these idiots have told me nothing!
we say: We must improve our internal communication. Instead
: This bitch knows anything!
we say: she is not familiar with the problem
Rather: but I could not care less, you moron!
one says: Unfortunately I can not help you at this point
Instead: such a shitty
one says: I love challenges
Instead: bang head This builds a nonsense after another!
we say: We may have not found the right position for him
Instead of: If I catch the bag of crack, which has built this nonsense!
we say: We must improve our enrollment programs
Instead, we are in the ass!
we say: the productivity indices of our company show a sensitive reduction
Instead, I'm beginning to know that this is all nonsense
we say: Excuse me, would I be able to warn you if you had asked me. Instead
: You idiot you know is not at all!
we say: This is not your core competency, I'm right?

Friday, April 9, 2010

Oklahoma License Template

barrrakuda @ 2010-04-09T09: 37:00

с одной стороны Time is now without a diploma should be plenty. I was afraid that I would sit all day in the LJ. but it came a strange time - public zavulirovannye promises, weird posts about "can not bear children." Learn to me some space, which is difficult to clearly identify. On the one hand are people who I personally almost never met and never, for that matter, no meeting. on the other hand, I know that on the other side of the net sit the same human beings, with whom I meet at the bakery, kindergarten, work etc, and all these "real" people I'd never venture into the face begin to speak. over the past six months I have been less stress - travel, illness in children, difficulty with a diploma, a hassle to work - I had no desire to function adds itself adrenaline through the Inet. I am sorry to be cleaned tape, but it seems it is inevitable.
sentence today for me, "And if you someone ugly did, then tell him 'thank you' - you get valuable experience." I want to try is to convey to their children. maybe it will help them pay less attention to the "outer circle".