How To Make A Jig Doll

barrrakuda @ 2010-04-20T12: 05:00

Anstatt: Ist mir doch scheißegal
Sagt man: Ich sehe keinen Grund zur Besorgnis


Anstatt: Was hab ich mit dem Scheiß zu tun??
Sagt man: Ich war nicht von Anfang an in diesem Projekt involviert
Anstatt: Das ist der Urscheiß!!
Sagt man: Erscheint interessant, oder?
Anstatt: Das mach ich certainly not, you idiot!
we say: There are technical reasons that make me perform that task impossible
Instead of: Bloody hell, these idiots have told me nothing!
we say: We must improve our internal communication. Instead
: This bitch knows anything!
we say: she is not familiar with the problem
Rather: but I could not care less, you moron!
one says: Unfortunately I can not help you at this point
Instead: such a shitty
one says: I love challenges
Instead: bang head This builds a nonsense after another!
we say: We may have not found the right position for him
Instead of: If I catch the bag of crack, which has built this nonsense!
we say: We must improve our enrollment programs
Instead, we are in the ass!
we say: the productivity indices of our company show a sensitive reduction
Instead, I'm beginning to know that this is all nonsense
we say: Excuse me, would I be able to warn you if you had asked me. Instead
: You idiot you know is not at all!
we say: This is not your core competency, I'm right?